rlymax:

hey pull my finger

*finger detaches*

see you in court asshole

(via let-me-be-ur-ruler)

brilliances:

What if everything was just a bad dream and you wake up to a perfect life

(Source: cartel, via slapping)

lazoey:

everyone has that one celebrity where no matter how shitty of a day you’re having just seeing their face or hearing their voice makes you smile and for that split second you forget about your reality and are taken away to that made up world in your head where it’s just you and them

(via stabs)

feverto:

when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else

(via let-me-be-ur-ruler)